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May 27, 2012

dont read this. it isnt important. i know i could make a list but this helps.

mount tv. get rid of speakers or get a new deck for them. get closet cleared. clean car. get hair straightener, new vic secret fragrance, pink tennis shoes. pink  and green flip flops, change light bulbs. paint bathroom, paint wood table. get a desk and computer chair. 

May 26, 2012   4 notes
you guys dont know how  much I have been thinking about a chrysler 300 trade in… 

you guys dont know how  much I have been thinking about a chrysler 300 trade in… 

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May 17, 2012

Everyone is being insane what else is new. I really should stop getting tunnel vision around dudes. Theres like a whole patio of cute ones looking hard, I pretend I am not capable of seeing anything that is a face, my eyeballs wont be able to do it. Hell, a guy at the gas station last night waited till I was out because I did the same in there. He rolled is little Explorer window down and goes, Excuse me what’s your name? Angel. Im Zach, you’re gorgeous. (I wasnt. I just did 2.25 miles but I was pretty hot from the neck down, sure. Those jeans are my friend.) I froze up. WHAT. This guy is cute. Keep feeling awkward. Keep doing it. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND SORRY. yeah thats what I said. omg. ha. ha. the jokes are not lost on me. I have been complaining about finding a new dude here THE SAME DAY. I ate too many carbs yesterday. Havent done that in a while. Salad day. I wanna be able to say I lost 30 lbs. 4 more lbs to go. I mean, I wanna drop more butI wanna be able to say that. 

May 13, 2012

So here we are. I didnt clean my car. I had my beneficial friend come to town. Now I have a urinary tract infection. Great. We lost. Were no longer in playoffs. And we played  ”im not claiming them” bad. I guess I go for Spurs now. Not gonna be Clippers. NOt gonna be Thunder. And no way for Lakers. Spurs. Gatta have something. I have to.. I dont even know.. put stuff on her kindle? My uncle who married in to the fams mom died. So… theres all that. I work 55 hours next week. I like my beneficial friend too much. And he doesnt come back to work until June. End June. Im pretty sure the ex is either current in Memphis or coming through soon. Not bothering me. I think I would be ok if we crossed paths at liquor store or something even. Scared me at first but its funny how being too busy makes you care less. Fuck a urinary tract infection. Fuck it. I hate them. I get them so easy too. It was beneficial friends fault. He messed all my shiz up. I need to go get cranberry pills. now. drank too much beer, dont want to do any of the stuff. But its mothers day and my aunt does so much for me I have to. I had forgotten how terribly distracting a urinary tract infection is. no. no. no. no.

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May 13, 2012

GRIZZSQUAD!! GIT GIT GIT IT! Bout to get hyped up, get my drank in my cup and then get and go get my sore throat on at the forum.

May 13, 2012   278 notes

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May 12, 2012
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